My name is Jessica but most people call JB or Jbizzle, This is the story of 27 year old Chicago teacher stumbling her way through big city life one lesson learned at a time. I write about teaching, random stuff, and fitness. This is me being a "whole person" on internet paper.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
It’s Picture Day
Student: You look different. Your face does. You look…better.
Me: Uh, thanks.
She followed that compliment up with 20 Questions.
Student: Do you have kids?
Me: No
Student: Do you have a husband?
Me: No
Student: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No
Student: Do you want a boyfriend
Me: Let’s talk about your topic sentence.
Student: You didn’t answer my question.
Me: Your topic sentence…
Geez kid! I’m not going to discuss with you why I’m single and haven’t found a man to appreciate the trainwreck that is myself. I reserve that discussion for a bottle of wine and friends.
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nowkathrynlive said:
i don’t want a boyfriend because i’m really busy working on my cardio.
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operation225 said:
It’s obvious that the guys you date don’t have good taste.
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michaeldoeslife said:
obviously you should put a picture of me in my short shorts on your desk and pretend like i’m your boyfriend
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mjdoeslife said:
A kid once told me that I should be glad I’m not married or didn’t have kids. According to her, I’d be forever young as long as I didn’t do either of those things. Kids say wacky things!
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